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Jokes
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Three guys are going for a picnic: a
French, an English and a Scot.
- I will bring the food! - says the
French.
- Well, then I will bring beer - says
the English.
- Fine - shouts the Scot - I will
bring my brother. He has a great
sense of homour.
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Say, how did your divorce case end?
- We shared just fine. The flat and
the child is my wife's, the car is
mine, all the rest is the lawyer's.
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The train is just leaving from the
little town's station, when one
traveller pulls down the window, and
shouts out to his friend:
- Thanks for everything, buddy. I was
a wonderful weekend. Your wife is
sensational in bed!
The other man in the compartment just
couldn't believe what he heard.
- Hey, you really said that his wife
is sensational in bed??!!
- In fact she is just average, but I
didn't want to harm the poor bugger.
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My girlie wanted to spend the New
Years Eve in a little house in the
hills, but I wanted to party all
night. So I just said to her: Bye next
year, and put her on the train. And
where were you?
- In a little house in the hills.
Sorry.
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What is the only thing that can stop
the fall of hair?
- Floor...
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Two cats are talking on the roof:
- What would you like for Christmas?
- Me? Lots of kittens. And you?
- I need at least 6 little kittens!
A big boar-cat appears behind them:
- OK girlies, let's say Santa Claus is
here...
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John and Julie are grazing together on
the field. Then John notices that
Julie's bull fucks his cow. He tells
to Julie:
- Hey, Julie what would you say if I
did the same as your bull?
- OK John, do it. The cow is yours...
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Mum tells to her l4 yrs old daughter:
- Judy, I want to discuss with you
sexual problems!
- OK mum, tell everything and I'll see
what I can help!